What Would You Do?

Do you remember the jingle from the Klondike Bar commercials? That just started running through my head in the last five minutes. Those commercials always seemed to be the height of consumerist idiocy. The people would do anything and everything for that (albeit delicious) ice cream treat.  

But what would they do for the less tangible, everyday treats? What would they do for financial stability, or friendship, or love? When faced with that idiotic commercial we think of the absolutely craziest thing we would do. But for things that are far more important we drag our feet at the mere idea of doing the bare minimum.  

So, what would you do-oo-oo for a Klondike Bar?